Sunday, November 27, 2011

Bail Out Studebaker


Well don’t just stand there. Get me six prancing court jesters, stat. Yes, six! OK, you can lose one after the opening sequence and save some SAG fees but the point is, we’ve got cars to sell and only pre-cocktail hours in which to sell them! Ready? Action!

Yes, dear friends, it’s Ralph Spoilsport of Ralph Spoilsport Motors here with not one but three MAGNIFICENT new presidents! Three BIG new commanders with sculptured steel exteriors, deep cushions, and washable vinyl fabrics in matching two-tones. What will your friends say when they see you behind a brand new Flight-Style Instrument Panel with the amazing Cyclops-Eye Spedometer?



Don't answer that but remember, the bold new front end adds important strength!



Cut, print, that's a wrap, whatever that means.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Studebakers actually look pretty dang cool here. I think it's their marketing campaign that leaves much to be desired. I know I tend not to buy cars driven strictly by clowns and acrobats. South Bend might have been entirely different today if they had just gone with the "Mad Men" firm ... -MC

Charlie_Mac said...

Had a college prof that had a Studebaker Hawk - very cool lookin' machine, and high performance to beat - check out a different sort of Studebaker Hawk here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBh_zZUdCOs...

Who Am Us Anyway? said...

Ah, Charlie, yet another band from L.A.? Still, I have to admit they're right: Studebaker was so-o-o-o-o-o mysterious!

MC, Studebakers most definitely are cool. If you and six prancing jesters say so, that is :-)

Is Mad Men really as great as they say? I've never seen it, but we now have Netflix and a new TV, so ...

And seriously, next time you guys are out here we're off to the Studebaker Museum, which is actually quite great.

Anonymous said...

I'm in! Would love to see the Studebaker Museum ... Perhaps when you and Mrs. Who are ready to throw your big summer housewarming party/cookout in your new digs in SB. ;0)

Who Am Us Anyway? said...

MC, I am psyched & we will do this thing!